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Simon
Full Name: He just seems to go by Simon...
SuperVillain Name: See previous...
Powers: Super-Silliness! (Duh!)
Faction: SuperVillain 101
Favorite food: "BANANAAAAS!!!"
Quote: "Are you a funny man?"

Nobody really knows a whole lot about Simon. The only thing anybody can gather is that he's been at SuperVillainy High longer than any of the other current students, he's on a first-name basis with school faculty, and he's probably spent his entire life within the campus walls.
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He tells weird jokes too. Did I mention that?
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Simon's material has slowly gone from chuckle-inducing to groan-worthy, and he knows it. Now, with everything he thought he knew about himself and his talents in the balance, Simon looks to answer the question...is he really a farce to be reckoned with?
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